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Anonymous asked: You can think we're pathetic. But we'll have fun being pathetic with out 6digit paychecks, on our extravagant trips to europe, and having whatever our hearts desire ;) btw, she didn't say no because she saw my plans on your blog. she said no because she wants to graduate first. don't flatter yourself. She never loved you.
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Anonymous asked: we both get enjoyment out of watching you crumble and ruining your life ;) So smart huh? that's why you're a dropout and we're at a soon-to-be declared ivy league school. If you were smart you wouldn't fuck your life over so badly and be the complete bottom feeding scum of society. You may think you're smart but you have nothing to show for it. I'm going to lawschool,...
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Anonymous asked: good luck supporting yourself and a woman for the rest of your lives on jobs that barely pay minimum wage booboo;) youll regret throwing away that college degree
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Anonymous asked: Jen met hillary clinton and obama when they came to baylor ;) She doesn't want anything to do with you. And I'm working for Baylor College of Medicine. What have you done? Nothing but sit at your apartment and smoke weed. Thanks for breaking up with her. At least now she can marry a decent guy :P
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: lol she obviously doesnt want to be a part of your life ;) shes dating me now. she grew up. maybe you should too
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Anonymous asked: so what are you gonna do with your life since you're a drop out and all. just sit in your apartment and be a lazy pothead manchild all your life?
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Anonymous asked: whats your writing blog
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The Geocities-izer
anotherwordforsynonym: autopsyturvey: johnegbcrt: gaybabyfugitive: suuvesi: cajahdus: wondertonic: The Geocities-izer allows you to make any modern webpage look like it was made by a thirteen year-old in 1996, replete with background music and dancing baby GIFs. Below is just one of the ways it can style the New York Times. Try it out. For science, I filtered the Sweet Bro and...
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misandryspice: mamamantis: [white cis male voice] yeah but it’s not like my life has been perfect either
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deadasdisco: people trying to make villains misunderstood nice guys
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poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
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