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One rum
Two rum three rum
Four.
Watch me as I shriek and stumble
Out the door.
Five rum
Six rum seven.
Watch me as I trudge back in
For that last call.
I go to take piss.
The stream is steady until
Two men walk in.
I’m a shy pisser.
But I turn around
To see a white powered
Line garnishing the sink.
I look at them and they
Look at me.
A wise man once said:
Buy the ticket, take
The ride.

zubat:

This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee

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slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

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sorrow-jpeg:

I don’t think ill ever stop reblogging this

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Dry Heaves

I wretch and moan
As I empty my stomach
Into the bushes outside the bar.
Rain falls and soaks me
As I soak the ground.
Minutes pass as everything leaves my body. Out comes dinner.
Out comes the alcohol.
Out comes my energy and my time.
Out comes the money.
Out comes the desperation
for an answer I’ve pleaded for since the time I
Started talking
To bottles.
Trying so wishfully to heave
Up even a little part of my soul
To make sure it’s still there.
When it settles I step back
Inside.
“Another rum and coke”
The bartender asks.
I nod.
2 AM may come fast but not nearly as fast as eight rum and cokes.

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

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